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Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
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His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad company.
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Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.